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Melody Blankenship
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An Examination of the Consistency of the New World Translation
by My Struggle inhere is an article that a christian apologist sent to me.
thought that it was great, and many of you would enjoy... http://www.satsonline.org/satsonline/userfiles/baumgartensmith_nwtconsistency.pdf.
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75 Bible Questions Your Instructors Pray You Won't Ask
by darth frosty inwhen i saw the title of this i had to check it out.
the very first one is a pet peeve of mine (esau and jacob.).
75 bible questions your instructor pray's you wont ask.
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Melody Blankenship
I can't seem to get it to open either. Can you copy and repost it on here?
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Melody Blankenship
How about the IN's.....for inverted nipples! If you haven't heard the joke, it is:
Why do JW's have inverted nipples?
Answer said while poking them in the chest area: Get your ass off my porch, you SOB!!
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JW facebook page growing fast, and already outing troublemakers......
by oompa ininteresting place to lurk and in just a few days there are 180 members....i quickly noticed there are very many posts raising questions elders hate to be asked...like why is there a no face hair rule except for mustache?.....and many others...like wedding rings are pagan...but due to nobody feeling that way now...why is that rule not applied to everything else like it...and on and on from many who have posted...... and they ususally want to know if there are biblical reasons for the rule or teaching!!!
!......this thing will not last long........oompa.
oh and if you join...the guys running it send pms to you listing the "trouble makers" found on the site....not sure if they can be kicked out without violating the rules like cussing and porn posting.......i just wonder how many tough questions they will let be discussed..... .
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Melody Blankenship
Hey Oompa,
What exactly is the name of the facebook page? I am probably already a member but just want to make sure!! Have a great day!!!
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After two-year court battle, my dad was FINALLY removed as Trustee of our family trusts
by Melody Blankenship injust thought i'd update those of you who have been following our court case in western oklahoma.
my lawyers called today and they had received a fax from the judge stating that my dad will immediately be removed as trustee of our family trusts.
the jw's around here will have to find some other rich old soul to sponge off of as of today.
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Melody Blankenship
Just thought I'd update those of you who have been following our court case in Western Oklahoma. My lawyers called today and they had received a fax from the judge stating that my dad will immediately be removed as trustee of our family trusts. The JW's around here will have to find some other rich old soul to sponge off of as of today. You can bet your boots all the JW employees that have been so lovingly "helping out" with my dad will have to find employment elsewhere. We will be hiring some COMPETENT people to help take care of him from here on out. Just wanted to update everyone! Have a great rest of the week!!! We sure will!
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How Old are You ?
by flipper ini know- you aren't used to seeing me ask a simple question like this.
so- i'll start .
i am 49 years old, will be 50 in october .
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Melody Blankenship
Fifty-two and holding.
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I've got pneumonia
by sacolton inafter a week-long battle of what i thought was a bad case of upper respiratory infection, i decided to get checked out by my doctor.
after a chest x-ray, it's confirmed that i have pneumonia.
i feel horrible.
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Melody Blankenship
Get well soon, Sacolton!! You will definitely be in my thoughts and prayers!!! God bless you!!
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JW Mombo Jombo
by is there help out there inafter reading parts of you can live forever in paradise on earth p.159 and survival into a new earth p.31.. note, ever jw i cane across never heard of survival into a new earth.
here is what i have come up with.. you can live forever in paradise states, faithful jw will have to clean up the mess after the big a. this means.
they will have the privilage of cleaning up the earth.
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Melody Blankenship
I don't understand why everyone wouldn't want to join a cult that teaches this. How much fun would that be to go around picking up bones?? I am going to town to get a hard hat and goggles right now as well as a shovel!!! Sounds like tons of fun!! GEEZ LOUISE!! What a bunch of losers!
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How to liven up a KH meeting
by is there help out there inbefore the meeting start pass out brownies made with marijuana.. this should liven thing up a bit.
if you google brownies made with weed.
it will tell you how to make them.. i make then with chorklet chip cookies.. http://www.drugs-plaza.com/recipes_weed_brownies.htm.
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Melody Blankenship
I've got you all beat on this one! My dad "listens in" via a speaker-phone to the meetings. One night when I found out that a nurse was setting with my dad, my husband and I went out to visit my dad while the meeting was going on. The conversation between my dad (who has Alzheimer's) and my husband went like this:
Dad: I am backed up and need to poop.
Husband: Drink you some prune juice. That will turn you loose!
Dad: Yeah, I'll bet that would work.
Husband: Yeah, and a little coffee might work for you, too.
Dad: Man, I sure do need to go. My old belly is hurting.
This conversation went on and on for a few minutes. Anyway, I got a call from my dad's wife the next day asking me not to come out on meeting nights to which I told her I'd come anytime I felt like it. Well, she now has to stay home and listen with my dad (and keep us out) so we can't come out and interrupt the meetings. I am pretty sure the Circus Overseer was at the meeting that night as well. Don't you know she was a little embarrassed??? I thought it was pretty funny myself.
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A suggestion to slow down the JW's door-to-door activities
by Melody Blankenship ini am seriously considering taking out an ad in the local newspaper reading:.
dear jehovah's witnesses,.
please place me on your "do not call" list indefinitely.
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Melody Blankenship
Do you know if this has ever been done? Publishing it in a local newspaper where people could fill it out and send it to the local hall?